I have gathered together a list of weird US sex laws for your entertainment, share with your friends, have a laugh, but I take no responsibility for the accuracy of the information.
List of Weird US Sex Laws
Alabama – Incestuous marriages are legal.
Alaska – Moose are banned from having sex on city streets (in Fairbanks).
Arizona – You may not have more than two dildos in the same house.
Arkansas – Flirtation and “lascivious banter” between men and women on the streets may result in a 30-day jail term. (in Little Rock.)
California – It’s illegal to sell stuffed items resembling breasts (“boobie pillows”) within 1000 feet of a highway.
Indiana – It is illegal for a man to be sexually aroused in public.
Iowa – Kisses may last for no more than five minutes.
Kansas – Illegal “sodomy” includes oral sex, but anal penetration with a finger is allowed under specified circumstances.
Kentucky – Dogs must not molest property or people.
Louisiana – Necrophilia is legal
Mississippi – Adultery or premarital sex results in a fine of $500 or 6 months in prison.
Montana – Prostitution is a “crime against the family.”
Nebraska – You can’t get married if you have gonorrhea
Nevada – Sale of sex toys is illegal.
New Hampshire – Lingerie must not be hung on a clothesline at the airport, unless there’s a screen concealing it.
New Jersey – Flirting is illegal.
New Mexico – Nudity is allowed as long as genitals and female nipples are covered (does having everything covered still mean its nudity?)
North Carolina – Adultery is illegal. And so is pretending to be married in order to share a hotel room.
Ohio – No person shall solicit sex from another of the same gender if it offends the second person.
Pennsylvania – Oral and anal sex are illegal. You cannot cohabit with an “ancestor or descendant.”
South Carolina – If a man promises to marry a woman and she sleeps with him, the marriage must take place.
South Dakota – Public erections are illegal.
Tennessee – Students may not hold hands in school.
Texas – It’s illegal to own more than six dildos.
Utah – It’s illegal to marry your first cousin before the age of 65 — or 55 if you can prove both parties are infertile.
An adult cannot show sex paraphernalia to a minor, unless they’re your own child.
Virginia – Adultery is a misdemeanor.
Obscenity is a bigger crime if you use a computer.
Washington – If you give a sex worker a ride to work, your car can be confiscated.
I hope these gave you a giggle. Share with your friends.